Season 5
Fallen Angel (Episode 1) the only where Xena and Gabrielle are angels. And Xena then gets cast into hell because she’s Xena and wants to murder. After which she invades paradise to be with Gabrielle. Then they show up back once again to life. Confusing and weirding tale arcs make me horny we guess.
Chakram (Episode 2) the only where Xena doesn’t have memory and Ares tries to make the most of her then she gets her memory right right right right back, as well as an extremely-angry-at-Ares Xena is a appearance.
Animal Attraction (Episode 4) the only where as it happens Xena got impregnated by Callisto’s heart season that is last.
Little issues (Episode 8) the main one where Rose McIver of iZombie continues to be a child that is small as it is the ‘90s) possessed by Xena because Lucy Lawless ended up being expecting, and Gabrielle and Aphrodite pretend to be Norse conjoined twins and oil wrestle with another couple of actual conjoined twins.
Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire (Episode 10) where there’s a complete musical quantity in a bathhouse and another where Gabrielle is caught in a cage wearing a fringed bikini that is go-go.
Punchlines (Episode 11) the only where Gabrielle and Aphrodite have slumber celebration.
Amphipolis Under Siege (Episode 14) the only where Athena desires to murder Xena’s youngster, Eve, because it is destined to guide towards the death of the gods and Ares edges with Xena because he’s exactly that horny on her.
Hitched with Fishsticks (Episode 15) the only where Gabrielle imagines she’s married to Joxer however they reside underneath the ocean, have seafood kiddies, as well as you will find catfights in a pool latina group sex.
Kindred Spirits (Episode 17) the only where Joxer views a entire large amount of nude Amazons and so they desire to discipline him their attention.
Antony and Cleopatra (Episode 18) the only where Cleopatra is murdered therefore Xena disguises by herself as Cleopatra and seduces Antony killer, and Gabrielle gets only a little jealous fruit that is eating making call at slow-motion to Natalie Merchant.
Death when you look at a person’s eye (Episode 19) usually the one where Xena and Gabrielle fake their fatalities very well Ares assumes it truly occurred and places them in ice coffins that freeze them for effectively 25 years.
Livia (Episode 20) where Xena and Gabrielle get up and find down Ares was banging Xena’s child whom has become 25 years of age and a Roman general.
Motherhood (Episode 22) where Xena kills nearly the entire pantheon that is greek also chakrams the rear of Gabrielle’s mind and she just lives because Ares provides up their immortality her ( and in addition Eve).
Season 6
Heart of Darkness (Episode 3) the main one where Xena and Gabrielle wear latex dresses to dancing when it comes to Devil and seduce him into Hell.
Who’s Gurkhan (Episode 4) the main one where Xena and Gabrielle do sexy dances to participate a harem Gabrielle’s niece from intercourse slavery.
The Abyss (Episode 6) usually the one where Xena and Gabrielle cuddle for heat in a cave then Gabrielle gets capture by cannibals that appear to have ball gag kink that is adjacent.
The Rheingold, The Ring, The Return of this Valkyrie (Episodes 7-9) The people where Xena: Warrior Princess interprets the Rings saga and Xena gives up her memories of Gabrielle to fight Odin and Gabrielle gets put into a band of fire by Brunhilda, that is in deep love with her, and Xena needs to kiss her the spell on each of those.
Old Ares possessed a Farm (Episode 10) the main one where Xena, Gabrielle, and Ares are really a throuple.
The God you understand (Episode 12) the main one where Xena needs to back steal Aphrodite’s divinity from Caligula.
To Helicon and Back (Episode 15) More Amazons.
Forward in the Clones (Episode 16) usually the one where a lot of very horny Xena fans clone Xena and Gabrielle into the day that is present.
When Fates Collide (Episode 18) the main one you need to really skip watching so he is married to Xena and she and Gabrielle are strangers but then they meet and immediately fall in love after you’ve watched every other episode because its the perfect finale where Caesar steals the Fates’ loom and changes history.
Numerous Pleased comes back (Episode 19) usually the one where Xena gets Gabrielle a Sappho poem on her behalf birthday celebration and so they fly down to the sunset.
(Episodes 21 and 22) those that are technically the finale associated with show nevertheless the ending is meh. Xena does show Gabrielle her signature pinch and informs her she’s the final thing she would like to see when she dies, then later Gabrielle spits water into Xena’s lips to create her returning to life but kid, oh boy does she make use of plenty of tongue.
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